Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.
He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Also I’m seeing a lot of photos of people making this dish and many of them are using smoked paprika. Now I LOVE me some smoked paprika personally but it may be overwhelming for this dish, so what you all want is just regular sweet/hot paprika. (Both come in a smoked version)
Or hell use a blend of all 3. I’d imagine it would be best that way tbh - a little smokey, a little spicy.
the more i think about it the more obsessed i am with this image. like the doctor clearly isn’t used to being told to fuck off by his companions and martha is going off at him (as she should! queen) but fucking jack is still pouting like a model in the back. can he stop? no! he will never stop! it is impossible for jack to NOT look like a model at any time
Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
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